So, I have been listening to DBSK's MIROTIC since Sunday. Not only have I basically memorized it, I've successfully driven my mother crazy. Woo. THANKS, TONI. D<
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Cool Coitus, Cousin Cuisine and Confused Conceptions
The coitus in the title refers to the sexual 'undertones' and 'inferences' (read as: SMACKS YOU IN THE FACE) in MIROTIC. Shall I again write my summary of this video? Yes, I think I shall. MY BLOG MY RULES YES THIS ROCKS. Here we go:
1) Five Hot, Korean men are walking casually through a scary, yet stylishly designed corridor.
2) A Magic Woman (assumed to be magic by her flowing, impractical clothing and the fact that she can fly) captures them and separates them into their own personal areas of sexual torture; bondage, waterboarding, dancing sexily in green lights, etc.
3) The Five Hot, Korean men somehow manage to break free from their captivity, due to the spontaneous manifestation of super-human ability, and their incredible attractiveness.
4) The Five Hot, Korean men corner the Magic Woman in the scary, stylish corridor and, without physically touching her, manage to destroy her in a way that is starkly reminiscent of an orgasm.
5) The Five Hot, Korean men then attain her powers for themselves, assumed to be so by their glowing, badly edited eyes.
If you were ever curious about the story behind the MIROTIC video, there you have it. And now, I really, really want a harem of Hot, Asian men. Screw you, DBSK. Screw you, for taunting me with what I can't have.
TRANSITION TRANSITION TRANSITION (because I suck at actual transitioning)
So I went to dinner with my cousin today. It was fun. :)
That's it.
...ok, just kidding, it's not. 8/
I got this weird fortune in my fortune cookie. Like, it wasn't that clichéd 'You will be successful...eventually. Probably. Maybe.' or that 'You might meet someone cool in the next few days/weeks/months/years/decades/centuries' overly-general vague-as-hell crap, mine said,
"Remember three months from this date. Good things are in store for you."
....OMGWTFBBQ. Three months? Exactly? From this date? FUCK I'm saving this. This is WAY too specific to be wrong. It MUST BE REAL. D8
So I'm totally marking it on my calender. Three months from now: June 23rd. SAVE THE DATE, YO.
WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG TO TRANSITION BADLY TO THE NEXT SUBJECT. KTHXBY.
I was so mad at Project Runway, today. Amy got out??? Seriously??? She's SO GOOD. She's always been so fantastic and edgy and never been afraid to take a risk. Now that kid Jay, on the other hand....
Don't get me wrong, I like him. He's cute, and funny, and he's put out some damn good pieces. BUT. He is no where NEAR the designer Amy is. She puts out, without fail, something new and unique every week. Jay puts out pants. Every. Single. Week. He and that (BITCH-HO!) Mila are just one-trick ponies, and it just frustrates me that they have stayed in for so long. There's only so many ways you can make a pair of pants, or that you can color-block something before someone vomits. SERIOUSLY. And that person will probably be me.
Now, I admit that Amy and Jonathan kinda missed the mark on this challenge. They both put too much effort into the details and ended up making a mess more than a masterpiece. But! Jay made a pair of crappy riding-pants (which are ugly in the first place) that made his model look like she was smuggling infants on her thighs, disguising them only with the most BORING and horrid fabric she could find, and paired it with the most terrifyingly, near-pornographically, ill-fitting tank-top made of...go ahead, guess. COLOR-BLOCKING??? Who color-blocks a freakin' TANK TOP??? MILA WOULD. And she didn't even make this tank top. the amount of WTF is building up too high. I can't even comprehend how he stayed in this episode. That was CRAP.
Suffice to say, I have had a pretty full day. And yet, somehow managed to be bored, and get nothing done. Yippee!! Slacker Power!!! :D (but not really). Maybe tomorrow I'll have effort to get stuff done. I've started on making a dress (without using a pattern! How will this turn out??) today, but was too lazy to finish it. So, we shall see.
This was a good blog. I need to figure out a cool sign-off...hmm. I shall think. And still looking for someone to tell me how to put a video or picture in my blog from the internet! Pretty please!
<3-miso
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I love you Steph....XD
ReplyDeletewow, did not see that being that in depth, but awesome none-the-less. Also loved the infant smuggling line, hoped you would go for smuggling exotic birds, but I am a sucker for references. But yeah awesome xD
ReplyDeleteSteph, you are amazing...XDDDD This is totally hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI was laughing SO hard at the Mirotic description (I got addicted too!! Noooo!) and the infant smuggling thing is priceless.
Good job with finally getting a blog! >D
win blog is win <- mindy xD <3
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